Caffeinated Dad LLC

Software built after
bedtime

An independent software studio. We build focused apps that do one job well and stay out of your business — literally.

What we build

Apps, not data-collection schemes

Our first release is CryptoBeam — with more on the way.

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CryptoBeam

A read-only crypto portfolio tracker for macOS and iOS. Connect your exchanges and wallets to see everything in one place — CryptoBeam never executes trades, moves funds, or holds custody of your assets.

In development
How we operate

Built with a few hard rules

🔒 No servers, no snooping

Our apps run on your device. We don't operate servers that collect your data, because we'd rather not have it.

📵 No tracking, no ads

No analytics pipelines, no ad networks, no behavioral profiles. What you do in the app stays in the app.

🧢 Independent, on purpose

Small studio, no outside investors telling us to monetize your attention. We build what we'd want to use.

☕ Powered by caffeine

And the occasional dad joke. We take the software seriously. We don't take ourselves too seriously.

Get in touch

Questions, bugs, or just saying hi

Reach us directly — a real person (with a real cup of coffee) reads every message.